Why…aren’t more people bootlegging?

Why…aren’t more people bootlegging?

Hypothetical situation:

You’re a straight bro who likes to party. You live in the frat house with sixteen dope dudes who have each other’s backs through brotherhood. You get drunk with your shirts off. You’re all asking for it.

Why is it that drunk girls are always “asking for it” but guys can get blacked out together and not once try to fuck each other?

Weird.

WARNING: local cats and dogs are shoving people out of bed and commandeering them for unspecified lengths of time. Don’t become a victim!

WARNING: local cats and dogs are shoving people out of bed and commandeering them for unspecified lengths of time. Don’t become a victim!

75 degrees. Feels like the Arctic Tundra.

75 degrees. Feels like the Arctic Tundra.

Best thing about a desk job:

You can listen to a song as soon as it pops into your head and enjoy it instead of standing around playing the same verse over and over again in your head all day and wanting to kill someone because the song is so fucking annoying.

How can you be a fat person in a skinny person’s body, but not a good person in a bad person’a life?

Beer, bed, and Gossip Girl.

Beer, bed, and Gossip Girl.