Bill Furry six ways, featuring Clyde.

Guess who’s a “runner” again? 

6 months until the Disney Princess Half Marathon. I ran 2 miles today on the treadmill (not trying to die and then never run again) after unsuccessfully attempting at dragging Clyde through the neighborhood. I want a sub-2 hour time in February. 

Feels good to be back.

Guess who’s a “runner” again?

6 months until the Disney Princess Half Marathon. I ran 2 miles today on the treadmill (not trying to die and then never run again) after unsuccessfully attempting at dragging Clyde through the neighborhood. I want a sub-2 hour time in February.

Feels good to be back.

God save the good hair days.

God save the good hair days.

Of course I’m having a perfect hair day and I have to put it up for work. Who cares if I work around food? How badly do you not want my hair in yours? I mean, honestly.

Of course I’m having a perfect hair day and I have to put it up for work. Who cares if I work around food? How badly do you not want my hair in yours? I mean, honestly.

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dear whoever’s cat this is,

this is what pets are made for. you get a gold star. thank you for this nugget.

very sincerely,
the owner of this blog

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Gastronomista: Boxed Wine Hack - Instant Granitas! →

YOU GUYS. i don’t even drink wine, but maybe i can eat it?