December 2009
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today, as we were driving through the tunnel from oakland to walnut creek, i became concerned for the welfare of the hawk sitting in a box in our backseat.
i realized that hawks (and all birds for that matter) don’t ever have to travel through tunnels, so they don’t have to worry about their ears popping.
would the hawk be ok with the change in pressure? would he freak out and bust...
November 2009
don't you hate it
when you just woke up and you really have to pee? and all you want to do is just chill in bed for a while before you commit to the day? because even if you go back to bed after you go to the bathroom, it’s not the same. you’ve gotten out of bed. and on top of that, getting up would require you to descend the ladder attached the tower of doom to even get to the bathroom. and then back...
it's so awkward
when tv shows replace a family member between seasons.
“that—that’s not the dad is it? it doesn’t look like him..”
sometimes
i say things in my head when i was supposed to say them out loud. like those “oh my god, i was gonna say…” moments. except when i actually say things i don’t ever remember hearing them in my head first.
anywho, this all came up because i almost called my dog (bowie) google.
oh my god, guys, i was about to call bowie google. oh my god, how weird is that?
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useless fact #89:
shirts/tops that i will for the most part always wear:
anything with elephants
anything mickey mouse (minnie mouse optional)
anything oversized
shirts from the males’ department
buttondown plaids
baseball tees
that said, christmas is coming up. so is hanukkah. and if you miss both of those, kwanzaa follows soon after for your redemption.
it seems that the term “sweater” has broadened. apparently they have now become anything wearable and made of yarn.
file under: not an actual sweater
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starbucks with the family.
barista: can i have your name please?
dad (lance): alfonso.
it's funny
when you talk about celebrities by using their first names only. they’re always referred to as “first last.” not in my head. just remember:
robin williams has a girl name.
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useless fact #88:
whenever i walk through a metal detector at the airport, no matter how sure i am that i am completely unarmed and without a weapon on my person, i’m always paranoid that i’ll somehow set it off anyway. like someone plants something on me in the last second before i go through.
and then i’m actually surprised when nothing happens.
i was just looking up cory monteith on imdb to check out his acting history. below is my train of thought:
please don’t let him be on degrassi… scrolling down, looking for familiar titles. kyle xy, hm don’t remember him on that. still no degrassi… scrolled to the bottom of the page. no degrassi. wait, why wasn’t he on degrassi? he’s from canada. ALL CANADIANS...
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“at the salon getting a haircut…intouch’s cover: THE FIGHT FOR SURI.”
– a morning text from kessler. like i said before, no one sees suri and doesn’t think of me.
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currently
watching episodes of daria on a japanese video hosting sight.
desperation ‘09.
“edward can’t play football. or transform into a wolf. then again, i...”
– taylor lautner compares himself to edward cullen in december’s issue of instyle magazine.
i've come to the conclusion that
i can’t go more than a day without being sick.
i don’t plan on getting out of bed at all today. and probably not tomorrow.
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things i am thankful for, part 2
being able to watch last night’s episode of glee on hulu.
i think today i may learn
how easy it is to cook something simple and delicious.
hello, butternut squash and apple casserole with chestnuts and brown sugar crumble topping.
but seriously, it’s less complex than it sounds.
“actually, my room is flawed. my bed is, like, fifteen feet off the ground.”
– well, apparently i’m wrong. by almost seven feet. my bed is only eight and a half feet above the rest of my room.
feels like 20 if you ask me.
have a golden thanksgiving, guys.
a decision is not the same thing as a choice.
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can't sleep '09
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whatever
10 things you want for Christmas:
incase floro iphone cover in yellow
incase macbook cover in orange
curb your enthusiasm dvds
car cd player
basket for my bike
webster’s visual dictionary
safeway gift card
new polaroid camera
anything with elephants
more skullcaps
9 musicians/bands you love:
weezer
the offspring
dave matthews band
david gray
justin bieber
lil’...
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“it’s amazing that you can be so cynical about so many things, but the one...”
– dad, talking about disney, obvs.
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i was going through my facebook feed just now, and my morning eyes must really suck.
someone wrote “have a great thanksgiving” on a friend’s wall, and my crazy mind read it as “have a golden thanksgiving.”
so now, instead of ignoring it and moving on, i’m going to tell everyone i see from now until tomorrow afternoon to have a golden thanksgiving.
just...
we did in fact go without him
me: nobody said anything funny to me today.
dad: i said something funny yesterday at cafe rouge.
franklin: you went to cafe rouge without me?
me: no...
franklin: uh.
me: you ordered a hamburger.
franklin: oh yeah.
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