story of my life.
i’m shaking from the pain.
no meds oh ten (‘09)
jaw, shoulders, tailbone, knees, back.
please let work be slow today so i can leave early and go to the gym and sleep.
i steal magazines from gyms for my collages.
rebellious oh ten (‘09)
- it would be a much shorter list if it were of movies that don’t make me cry
my RA just knocked on my door and referred to herself as my fairy godmother.
i love this place.
- getting lunch
- going to work
- lin rui: i love tinkerbell. do you know how much i love tinkerbell?
- me: how much?
- lin rui: i sleep with tinkerbell.
hawaii and much of the west coast have been issued tsunami warnings.
- 10:00-12:00—tea party shopping
a girl with a huge nice booty and an ugly face
ex: it must be ya ass cause it aint yo face i need a tip drill i need a tip drill (nelly-“tip drill”)
these are the things i learn at school.
i hate hate hate stray hairs. is there a stray hair on your back? i’m disgusted. on the furniture. on the floor. in the shower. throwing up, everywhere.
pet peeve oh ten (‘09)