August 2010
if i see that fucking creepy pertussis commercial one more time
i will hold all the babies until they get it.
all the babies.
July 2010
so i know i'm probably the last person on the planet
to watch bethenny frankel (hoppy?) give birth on national television, but what makes me even more pathetic is the fact that i’m tearing up watching her tell her family that they “have a baby girl and her name is bryn hoppy.”
brb, doing flys and being too hard for this.
just bein' my usual self at dinner
- dad: brittney, is it that time of the month?
- me: no...
- dad: well i wouldn't want to have to deal with you then...
kitchen dialogue
- me: who put diapers on the shopping list?
- dad: probably the same person who put rice cakes and water balloons.
- me: where does it say water balloons?
- dad: right there. and bacon.
- me: was it you?
- dad: yep.
- me: who needs diapers?
- dad: you do.
seeing commercials for paper plates
makes me wonder how many families actually use them on a daily basis. doesn’t that get annoying?
i’m pretty sure the only times i’ve used paper plates and/or plastic silverware are birthday parties, camping, and barbecues.
HEY, FAMILY! WE’RE GOING CAMPING IN THE DINING ROOM BECAUSE IT’S TIMMY’S BIRTHDAY AND HE WANTS SOMETHING HOT OFF THE GRILL!
"invisible gurls" chambaland download →
video2mp3.net
i don’t know if anyone was actually having trouble finding a download for the katy perry/phil collins “california gurls”/”genesis” mashup, but here it is.
i know i just said it a few days ago
