September 2010
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i have half a billion pages to read before next...
which would be fine if i wasn’t hopping on a plane across the country tomorrow night. not that i’m complaining, i’ve been looking forward to this trip for two and a half months (longer than i’ve known about it, whatever).
anyway, my point is i have no point, i just need to bitch about being an english major in college and grow a pair.
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i love my teachers
this is why i’m 300% fine with leaving for the weekend and missing two days. but dude, thomas strychacz, E-MAIL ME BACK ALREADY SO I CAN FEEL ZERO GUILT. i know i said that i love you and your british accent and that i would swoon at listening to you read me the classifieds but i gave you that compliment and i can take it right back if i need to.
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August 2010
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5 minutes before class starts
no one else is here.
starting to think i’m in the wrong room…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-29) →
Hanson (101)
Kid Cudi (72)
My Sick Uncle (59)
Jack Johnson (42)
Aly & A.J. (34)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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things i have to do before tomorrow night:
all of my homework for now until next wednesday
pack
paint my nails
finish collaging
figure out how long i have to live before the almond milk bacteria starts coursing through my veins and takes over my helpless body
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the benefits of almond milk →
“Almond milk, since it contains no active cultures or bacterial, will not spoil if left on the shelf unopened. Once opened, however, it should be consumed within 5 days.”
5 days.
well, i guess this is goodbye. death by spoiled almond milk oh ten.
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i hope it takes longer than five days for almond...
otherwise i might be in trouble today.
this is what i get for stealing from the dining hall. just. my. luck.
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“i’m smoking on my balcony alone remembering the time we hit seven bowls in...”
– kessler.
there are no words.
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you guys,
i could listen to enya forever.
the answer is never
willoughby: you do so have a conscience!
me: really? when have i ever exhibited that?
willoughby: umm...
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“my life is a series of events strung together by trips to the bathroom.”
– i only speak the truth
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it would be awful to be kidnapped en route to the...
not only are you in some psychopath’s trunk, but you also have to pee. probably the worst situation i can picture myself in. honestly.
every day i sincerely hope that this is not the...
not because it’s a bad day or because i’m having a shitty time. but like, if this is the best time of my life, if these are my best days, then what’s left?
that stupid phrase “these are the best days of your life” has set me up for a lifetime of disappointment and reminiscing at “the good ole days.”
fuck that, every day is better than yesterday. better...
“…things imply by their names that they are themselves bad…it is not...”
– it wasn’t expected that i’d laugh at aristotle’s “nicomachean ethics,” but i did. among all the melting occurring in my brain as a direct result of reading this, some good has come of it.
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things that are almost always 300% guaranteed:
i’m freezing
i have to pee
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“when weeds first started, people who weren’t sure why they recognized me...”
– hunter parrish
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akidnamedcudi:
Kid Cudi ft. Kanye West - Erase...
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things it is right now:
cold
things it isn’t:
warm
sWiMmiNg iN tHe ArCtiC oCeAn oH tEn~*
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five days from now
i’ll be in tallahassee.
YES.
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something very worth checking out. →
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an excerpt from the most hilariously inappropriate...
lin rui: how do we tell her?
me: tomorrow at brunch. over waffles. sexy waffles.
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in regards to this post—no one buy it.
lin rui convinced me that no one would buy it for me since they’d think that someone else had bought it, so then i’d never get it. it’s a kitty genovese situation, except instead of no one saving me from getting stabbed to death, no one would save me from living without this amazing book.
so then she said she’d just buy it....
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“can we make some pot friends? please?”
– so i thought lin rui said this tonight. but she didn’t. she said “hot” friends. well, she was going to be my new favorite person.
she’s not anymore.
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martyrdom oh ten
willoughby: maybe it's just a bad day for you.
me: it's always a bad day for me.
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i really want froot loops right now.
the plight of the teenage girl.
also, we stole more cereal, three oranges, an apple, a banana, a nalgene of pepsi, and a container of almond milk from founder’s tonight.
living on a budget oh ten.
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Watchthe last seven seconds of this are all you need to watch to understand why willoughby and i have been saying “oh my god, can you imagine?” to absolutely everything these days.
aside from the fact that we’re the same person and we have the same thoughts.
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this is something i desperately need in my life. →
dear loving friends and family,
the person who buys this for me will own my soul, and my first-born child (and probably any of them since i’ll hate them anyway). and i will be eternally grateful because i must have this book. this is not an option.
open your wallets (and your hearts), brittney nicole winters
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i'm the only person i know who can't do these. →
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last night's dream included
me inside a garfield comic strip
going to breakfast at the end of our dorm’s hallway instead of at founder’s
meeting up with a bunch of guys from middle school
realizing that most of my guy friends from middle school were friends with a few of my guy friends from high school
rehearsing for a play in which one of the cast members could barely read and took forever to get through...
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