April 2011
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i don't know how i feel about my current hair...
but i’m past the point of straightening…
why does tequila do this to me?
there were way too many typos before the delete button (key?) did work.
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i need a new passport
how do i do it, grown-ups?
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useless fact #263:
on the bus ride home today, i saw a lost dog flyer stapled to a telephone pole. i immediately felt sympathy for not only the dog’s owners, but the actual dog. i imagined where it could be, how lost and scared it probably feels. in addition, i put myself in its owners’ shoes, starting to worry and wondering how the hell they were holding up through all of this.
that’s when i...
March 2011
in pre-k
for show and tell one week, i brought in a cassette tape of something i felt i needed to share with my young peers. my mom initialed it for me—BNW—so it wouldn’t get lost among the countless other cassette tapes the other children had no doubt brought with them as well.
so, when it came my turn to play whatever it was that was on this tape, i told my teacher that it was “a...
time slip. →
“Everyone we’ve ever known has lived their lives based on a system built by plain...”
– molls…she wrote: notes
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dear birthday,
you’re coming up soon, and it’s a bittersweet feeling, which i feel a bit bad about. on the one hand, i’m going to be 20. that’s pretty old sounding. which is also why i hate it. not being a kid anymore on my eighteenth birthday was a cryfest on my part. i’m sorry that i hated on you, it’s not your fault, you have to visit once a year. but now, i...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →
The Offspring (2)
The Doors (2)
Black Sabbath (2)
Steve Miller Band (2)
We The Kings (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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also
i was more than happy to run today because a. today has been supremely shitty and b. i’m finally feeling 300% better after that terrible bacterial infection.
anyway, i made my way to the track, where i’d planned on running an easy three miles. my knees, on the other hand, had other plans for me. i made it one lap around the track and had to quit before my knees shattered beneath me.
...
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when i was a kid
i went to dinner with my dad and stepmom at some restaurant that hires freelance balloon animal-makers to entertain the kids dining with their families. my dad took note of this as he saw the sad-looking “clown” making his rounds throughout the restaurant.
before turning to flag the man down, my dad turned to me and told me what to ask for. without knowing what it actually was that he...
reasons why i hate today
there was a torrential downpour as i was walking onto campus this morning, resulting in my being soaked from head to toe, including the contents of my backpack (including the cheerios that were poured into it many weeks ago—thanks luke).
as of friday morning (aka 3 days ago), i’ve been phoneless—it hasn’t been working since then and i haven’t gotten a replacement...
guys i'm just gonna focus on winning the lottery...
that’s really what i need to be doing right now.
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outfield—“your love”
i will...
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shmessla asked: TWO DAYS TWO DAYS TWO DAYS TWO DAYS
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“if you’re a prostitute, and nobody wants a prostitute, then you’re...”
– a possible explanation for a class lesson overheard in the library.
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“my mother’s psychiatrist always had her on one pill or another. sometimes,...”
– augusten burroughs, you better not cry, my most recent literary purchase/pot of gold/everyone needs to read all of his books
today at barnes and noble
i walked into the bathroom to see a black woman with large hair standing at the counter, messing with what looked like a thin headband.
then she took her wig off.
dear rogerrr,
i really really really love you (ew, not real love that’s gross and unnecessary—more like the heartless stone cold bitch version of love i know both of us are capable of). and although it took me a while to accept the fact that we can never be together, i would love to be irl friends with you.
your biggest fan, bwintz
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toska (n.)
no single word in english renders all the shades of toska. at its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. at less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. in particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something...
also at the grocery store tonight
i was waiting in the shortest line with the slowest customer in front of me. he was a dad, evidenced by the small child in the steering wheel-clad shopping cart next to him (either that or he was a kidnapper who nabbed some kid who didn’t give two shits about it).
anyway, any time i looked away from my soon to be purchases, i would see this kid poking my food out of the corner of my eye, as...
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useless fact #262:
i need a pen by the bed so i can scribble half-asleep ideas onto my hand before i forget them in the morning.
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if you guys were wondering what was up with this...
which i’m sure none of you were, it’s because luke’s sister (the d of andelove) convinced me and kessler to do the disney princess half marathon with her next year.
as you all know, i’m a water person. swimming, water polo, anything involving the water is dandy. but i’m going to be honest, i’m kinda jealous of runners. i want to be able to run any distance...
chicken pot pie update
i should have had the mac and cheese.
it was toy story. toy story. of course it would have been amazing.
chicken pot pie…not so much.
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reasons why macaroni and cheese is the only thing...
friday morning i woke up nauseous, but chalked it up to being hungover after the st. patrick’s day festivities and ignored it. i went to class planning on going to the track right after. after realizing it took me a freakishly long time to walk to my algebra class, i decided that maybe i shouldn’t go to the track and just take it easy for the rest of the day.
i got to luke’s...
it's so difficult to obtain a signature style when...
i don’t want just one. i want them all.
i want all the styles.
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i just imagined how good it must feel to be kate middleton. like, seriously guys, she sleeps on 5 billion thread count egyptian cotton on the most posturepedic bed the world has ever seen. next to prince william. oh, and she obviously has the planet’s best skin creams and moisturizers so she’s always super soft and never misses those...
