finally starting to feel normal again.
edc was absolutely incredible. the rides, the djs, the people, the lights. everything was mind-blowing. i’m going back next year, i’m going to identity fest in august, i’m going to ultra next year. as long as i have at least two days to recover before anything is required of me. seriously.
we live in a society that teaches ‘don’t get raped’ instead of...
cheers to those who wish us well and those that don’t can fuck themselves.– luann de lesseps, real housewives of new york
Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew...– Mark Twain (via cwnl)
you could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck...– tina fey, bossypants
kid in film class: didn't the spartans have orgies after going to battle?
girl in class: where did you hear that?
kid: i read a lot of ancient texts.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
OneRepublic (24) Ellie Goulding (4) Jack Johnson (3) Belle and Sebastian (3) Kanye West (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I looked at his face while he didn’t look at mine resting my gaze on every...– Charlotte Shane (via beautifulordinaire)
thoughts, in order
the jersey shore is too funny. i’m so behind on episodes. this is hopeless. the episode i’m on is probably expired by now on the mtv website. what episode am i on? how can i just watch every episode ever? b o x s e t
i’m having a really hard time liking anyone right now.
picking up take-out
random guy (walks up and puts his hand on my back with a piece of fruit on the fork in his hand): hi, i brought you some canteloupe.
me: oh...no thanks.
him: oh, come on.
me: no, i'm good.
him (sticks hand out to shake): well i'm josh.
me: i'm brittney...
him: do you have a boyfriend?
him (turns to karissa): do you have a boyfriend?
him: you girls are fun...NOT REALLY.
you can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.– dorothy parker is my spirit animal
everybody's life is on the internet.
everybody’s life is the internet.
just found out that the world's ending today
how did they decide this? it looks pretty nice out. if it’s going to be like the second (third?) coming of christ that’s going to be a little annoying. i don’t really feel like being judged, i’m sure it’s going to take all day for jesus to sort through everyone and send the good christians to heaven and me to hell, so if there’s like some fastpass line or...
proactiv commercial claims that "acne is out and...
when was this ever not true? when was acne “in”?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-8) →
T.I. (8) Basshunter (2) Groove Coverage (2) O-Zone (2) Animal Collective (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
celebrities whom i have inexplicably attempted to...
i don’t know where people get this idea that wild animals need human attention. i’m not talking about protecting endangered species kind of attention, i’m talking about attention that involves feeding and attempting to nurture (protection, baby talk, whatever you want). like, i’m pretty sure when an animal sees a human it’s first thoughts aren’t “oh,...
try new things.
try new things.
onerepublic—good life this better be...
where's the mac app that tells me which of my...
I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC, WHY AM I LEARNING ABOUT PREGNANCY TESTS?
do you think butterflies remember being...
disney dreaming →
your newest guilty pleasure. i promise.